“You see these two? They’re my boys, and they’ll break your kneecaps if you doublecross me.”
“Pedro. Hey Pedro. Pedro. Pedro. Hey. Hey, Pedro. Hey. Pedro.”
“All your kegs are belong to Seb.”
“Call me ‘chubby’ one more time. I dare you.”
“Fuck you, ocean! Stay away from my alchohol!”
“Let’s see how those fangirls like a taste of their own medicine…”
“Come on, honey, you know you want some!”
“…What are you doing?”
“Enticing the passers-by. Out of the way, you’re in the frame.”
(via slubcoda)
“What’s that, Mr. Kiwi? I should kill them all? Hmm, that’s not a bad idea…”
“Mon cher, I think you need to get some sleep.”
“Non, I’m fine. I’m just standing here. Waiting. And getting drowsier… Whatever, I’ll be in the car.”
“Ah, Tumblr. My old friend. We meet again.”
